Freeman Across The Universe [TRAILER]-27DRj7-vO64.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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DON'T TOUCH ME!

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BARNEY: I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa.

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Right on! Now, just give me a ski mask and we're good to go.

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[microwave beeping]

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Ha-haa! SCIENTIST: My God!

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Oh, yeah! All Mars, all the time!

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So, these are drugs, right? Only one really fast way to find out.

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Aaaaahhh...

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WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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So. We meet at last.

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[crying]

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Hey, I want a raise; I just saved the Statue of Liberty.

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MAN: I've got work to do.

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DID YOU HEAR ME?

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I SAID THE STATUE OF LIB--

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Look! A rock! It's amazing!

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This is my bucket. There are many like it, but this one's mine.

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GET OFF THE ROAD, YOU STUPID GIT!

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Ah, good.

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Now, I need you to listen to me very carefully.

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You are to address me as DOCTOR Freeman.

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I think I might be color blind.

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Who's a good doggy? Are you?

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WAAAAHHH-AAAAH-AAAAAAAAAH!

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JESUS! MARDI GRAS IS FUCKING CRAZY THIS YEAR!

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Bee-de-beep-de-beep-bop-beep-bop.

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I don't understand. There's no known physics model for this.

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Unless...

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OH MY GOD! I'M TWO-DIMENSIONAL!

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Mm! Kat-Patty.